“feeling godless then, what we have done is made technology god. and yet can technology really be the answer when a brand new buick, driven by my close associate, nat zipsky, winds up in the window of chicken delight causing hundreds of customers to scatter? my toaster has never once worked properly in four years. I follow the instructions and push two slices of bread down in the slots and seconds later they rifle upward. once they broke the nose of a woman I loved very dearly.” - woody allen